There's a viral TikTok format where women pack up their "before" wardrobe and mail it to their mothers. She did this in week three. The box contained: two cardigans, a sensible blazer, and a collection of midi skirts her ex used to say looked "professional."

Her mom called to ask if she was okay. She was on a paddleboard at the time and didn't answer. The new wardrobe fits in a single drawer and costs more per square inch of fabric than anything she's ever owned. The comments on her latest post are absolutely unhinged.