Chloe, 25, is an architecture student at Ohio State who subbed exactly one day — 9th-grade art — to make rent in February. She arrived in paint-stained jeans (from actual painting, she clarified) and within five minutes had the room doing a live sketching exercise. The boys were sketching. The girls were sketching. The kid who sits in the corner and draws anime dragons sketched something that wasn't anime for the first time in three years. (His teacher framed it. It's in the art room now.) Chloe's single sub day generated a 47-signature petition to hire her full time. The school has a hiring freeze. The petition is now 84 signatures. There's a GoFundMe. It's funded. The school board has not responded.