We're not saying the country club drama at Whispering Palms in Naples, Florida was entirely about Jessica — 29, second-year caddie, criminally underrated club recommender — but when management reassigned her to the private member sessions and off the public tee times, three paying members handed in their resignation letters within forty-eight hours. One of them had been a member since 1997. (His wife was completely fine with the resignation. She had her own theories about why he'd been playing 36 holes every Saturday.) Jessica, who was working on a paralegal certificate at night, found the whole situation mildly hilarious. She kept the tip she'd earned that final morning — $450, which she said was "a reasonable apology." The transfer was reversed within a week.