The cognitive dissonance required to be simultaneously "Megan, Senior Financial Analyst" and "Megan, also known as 'Net Asset Nightmare'" is staggering and we are in absolute awe of it. She keeps two separate calendars — one color-coded for client meetings, one color-coded for bout schedules — and both are fully booked through March. This woman does not rest. This woman does not slow down. This woman is everything.