The sister's wardrobe runs short. Like, architecturally short. Every skirt clears mid-thigh by what a reasonable person would call a significant margin. And she wore all of them. To the farmer's market. To school pickup. To her in-laws' Sunday dinner.

The mother-in-law reportedly put her fork down mid-bite and just stared at the ceiling for a full ten seconds. The father-in-law asked if anyone wanted more potatoes twice in a row. The Reddit thread on this has 4,200 upvotes and a locked comments section.