Let the record show that Camille — 28, a caddie at The Reserve in Palm Beach and, in her own words, "not that kind of girl, even for ten thousand dollars" — turned down a cash tip that a recently-divorced real estate developer slid across a golf cart seat after their round at the club's member-guest tournament. He'd apparently spent the back nine working up to this. (His caddie buddy, who witnessed it, said the look on his face when she handed it back was, and we quote, "like a man watching his own 401k disappear in real time.") Camille bought herself a new rangefinder with her actual tip — a perfectly respectable $200 — and posted a very calm finsta caption that night that just said "weird Tuesday." The story reached two other clubs by Thursday. She now gets assigned to the nicest members only.