Day 29. The final countdown TikTok has 9.1 million views. The comment split is roughly: 60% "keep it forever", 30% "buy your own", and 10% people tagging their own younger sisters with passive-aggressive energy that is frankly impressive.

The sister showed up with a tote bag and left with three items. The wife kept everything else under the legal framework of "I look better in it anyway." The husband has not weighed in publicly. His silence is strategic and everyone in the comments knows it. The deposition for this will be hilarious.