The sister's going-out dress. The one with the cutout back and the slit. On a Tuesday. To an Applebee's. Her words in the TikTok: "he made a reservation. He has NEVER made a reservation." The waitress seated them twice as fast. Three tables watched them walk in.

They closed the place down. The manager came over at 10:47pm to let them know the kitchen was done but offered to keep the bar open. Her husband tipped 40%. He has historically been a 15% guy. That dress has more relationship-counseling power than four years of couples therapy and costs $38 on SHEIN.