"I saw four things happen in one hour that I'm legally not allowed to describe" — actual quote from a TikTok that has since been made private but the transcript is everywhere. She was working a wedding after-party at a downtown hotel and apparently the coat check window was positioned with a perfect sightline to both the bar and the service elevator.

She kept a notebook. Someone found the notebook. The notebook has been referenced in two Reddit threads, one wedding forum flame war, and allegedly one attorney letter. We are DYING to read that notebook.