Every single person in this viral Facebook group post agreed: the energy shifted the second the coordinator's car pulled out of the parking lot. Her checklist said "event concludes 11:45pm." The event did not conclude at 11:45pm.

What followed involved the florist's van, a borrowed sound system, someone's uncle who apparently used to DJ in Ibiza, and a conga line that ended in the hotel pool area despite the pool being "closed for the season." The bride hasn't responded to the venue's email. The groom responded to it, once, with a single word that hotel staff described as "impressively specific."