There's a thread on Reddit right now with 47k upvotes and the title is just: "my wife came to my office Christmas party and now HR is involved." No context. Just that. The comments are a warzone.
Turns out she'd been training five days a week since September and decided the holiday party was her debut. Her husband's direct report sent a voice memo to his girlfriend about it. The voice memo got forwarded. You can probably guess what happened to the Slack after that.