She Posted A Stuffing Recipe And The Internet Absolutely Lost It
It was a Facebook post. A normal Facebook post. A recipe. With a photo of the dish. The dish is in the background of the photo. The comments section has 1,400 replies and fewer than twelve of them are about stuffing.
Her daughter-in-law screenshotted the comment section and sent it to her own friends with zero caption. The screenshot did all the necessary communicating. Her friends sent back nothing but question marks and then immediately asked for the son’s number.
The Seating Chart Became A Whole Entire Thing
She put the friends at a different table last year. Adjacent table. Perfectly normal. The responses were diplomatic but everyone clocked the disappointment. One guy ate his entire meal facing sideways so he had better sightlines to the main table. His posture was not great but his commitment was impeccable.
This year she moved them to the main table “because there’s more room.” There is not more room. She bought a longer table. The daughter-in-law is processing this information privately.
