The Barmaid Who Broke The Internet (And Several Peasant Hearts)
Every Renaissance Faire has that one woman who makes grown men forget how to speak in any century. This year’s crop of faire beauties has absolutely shattered the space-time continuum of good judgment. Historians are baffled. Theologians are concerned. The turkey leg vendors have never been busier.
The Noblewoman Who Has Absolutely No Business Looking This Good
She arrived in full Elizabethan regalia and the entire jousting tournament came to a screeching halt. Knights were literally falling off horses — and not because of the lances. If history looked like this, every man would have paid his taxes on time just to get an audience with the queen.
