The Flower Crown Queen Who Should Not Be This Dangerous
She’s just wearing a floral crown and a peasant blouse and somehow this is more devastating than the full armored knight riding past on a horse. There’s something about the combination of wildflowers in her hair and that smile that has completely dismantled the decision-making portions of several men’s brains today. Neuroscientists are taking notes.
The Viking Shield Maiden Who Could Absolutely Destroy You And You’d Thank Her
She wandered over from the Viking village section of the faire and immediately became the most talked-about person at the entire event. The braids, the fur-trimmed armor, the way she’s casually holding that prop axe — everything about this is deeply unfair to everyone in the vicinity. Several men have spontaneously challenged her to combat hoping for literally any interaction.
