She Named Her Derby Persona After An IRS Code Section And We Think That’s Just Incredible
Section 179 — that’s the IRS provision for immediate business asset deduction, and also the derby name of one particularly terrifying jammer from Cincinnati whose day job involves helping small businesses maximize their equipment write-offs. When she introduced herself at a bout, the opposing team genuinely did not know whether to laugh or flee. They should have fled. They always should have fled.
Her Coworkers Think She Spends Weekends Gardening. She Does Not Spend Weekends Gardening
The gentle fiction that accountant-derby women maintain at the office is one of the most quietly thrilling social phenomena of our time. Yes, Patricia brought in homemade scones on Monday. Yes, Patricia also has a fresh elbow bruise the size of a breakfast plate and a trophy she is keeping in her car. Patricia contains multitudes. Patricia is a legend. Patricia could destroy you and has simply chosen not to today.
