The Shore Excursion That Wasn’t On The Itinerary
The official excuse was “I missed the tender back to the ship.” Sure. Okay. The 47 Instagram Stories from the beach bar tell a slightly different story with slightly different timestamps.
Someone in the comments said “so who had the kids on the ship for six hours” and honestly that’s the only question that matters now. The replies are 90 percent screenshots and 10 percent prayer hands.
The Midnight Buffet Has A Very Loyal Following
We need to talk about whoever started the 1am cruise buffet tradition because they have a LOT to answer for. There’s a whole Reddit thread of screenshots — people checking in to the 24-hour buffet while their spouses thought they were asleep.
One guy posted “getting a snack” at 12:58am. His wife posted “where are you” at 1:03am from their stateroom. His next post was at 9am the next day. No context. No explanation. Just waffles.
